December 2008
16 posts
feelin' my creakin' old age
Oh lawdy. I’ve been hunched over my computer all afternoon and now my back hurts like a motherfucker. I feel like Quasimodo, except less hulking and tortured. I’m a pretty simple person, with simple pleasures in life. Which include mangoes, sequins and nice white crockery. Did any of that have anything to do with the other? Hmm. Guess not.
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Dec 31st
4 x 5
Five things that make me miserable: 1. not having my visa (and not knowing where it is in the united states) less than a week before I have to leave the country. 2. or any of my travel documents. (i.e. passport, green card, consular letters, etc.) 3. when I expect an administrative entity to do something and they don’t, even when I’ve specifically stated that I need said thing to be...
Dec 30th
fuck. FUCK.
It’s times like these that I really, REALLY wish I’d switched over to a U.S. passport. FUCK.
Dec 30th
Dec 23rd
who has time to shop on christmas day? jeezus.
Dear Thakoon for Target collection, I need you to drop NOW. Like, STAT. Furiously Gnashing Her Teeth in Anticipation, Me
Dec 21st
I guess it's pretty obvious why there are no...
In my new apartment complex, there’s a monster squirrel that’s the size of a small pumpkin, terrorizes the other animals and monopolizes the bird feeder. Not even the crows (who are pretty fat themselves) like to get into fights him. I hate him and hope he dies of obesity.
Dec 20th
dark ages
Grades this semester? So shitty. (Only half of my grades for this semester are up, and—save one—those are the classes I thought I did well in.) So, uh….no A’s this semester for this procrastinator.
Dec 20th
Dec 14th
Listen{ sia / buttons (css remix) } I’m late to...
Dec 7th
always
SOB FUCK FINALS FUCK MY LIFE
Dec 4th